After years of thinking about starting a Blog I have finally done it. Since about 2005 I had thought having a blog would be interesting, no real purpose but interesting. So here it is "Life & All Its Quirks" day to day life is truly interesting and I believe everyone has a story to tell so here is my story.....

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Life Has An Expiration Date

A E-mail my father sent me this morning!  A very true story not sure if it is true but even if it is not it is valid!  Enjoy Life!

This is a wonderful piece by Michael Gartner, editor of newspapers large and small
And past president of NBC News. In 1997, he won the Pulitzer Prize for
Editorial writing. It is well worth reading, and a few good chuckles are Guaranteed.

Here goes....
My father never drove a car. Well, that's not quite right. I should say I
Never saw him drive a car.

He quit driving in 1927, when he was 25 years old, and the last car he
Drove was a 1926 Whippet.

"In those days," he told me when he was in his 90s, "to drive a car you
 Had to do things with your hands, and do things with your feet, and look
 Every which way, and I decided you could walk through life and enjoy it or
 Drive through life and miss it."

 At which point my mother, a sometimes salty Irishwoman, chimed in: "Oh,
 Bull----! She said. "He hit a horse."

 "Well," my father said, "there was that, too."

 So my brother and I grew up in a household without a car. The neighbors
 All had cars -- the Kollingses next door had a green 1941 Dodge, the
 VanLaninghams across the street a gray 1936 Plymouth, the Hopsons two
 Doors  down a black 1941 Ford -- but we had none.

My father, a newspaperman in Des Moines , would take the streetcar to
Work  and, often as not, walk the 3 miles home. If he took the streetcar home,
My  mother and brother and I would walk the three blocks to the streetcar
Stop,  meet him and walk home together.

My brother, David, was born in 1935, and I was born in 1938, and
Sometimes, at dinner, we'd ask how come all the neighbors had cars but we
Had none. "No one in the family drives," my mother would explain, and that
Was that.

But, sometimes, my father would say, "But as soon as one of you boys
Turns 16, we'll get one." It was as if he wasn't sure which one of us would turn
16 first.

But, sure enough, my brother turned 16 before I did, so in 1951 my
Parents  bought a used 1950 Chevrolet from a friend who ran the parts
Department at  a  Chevy dealership downtown.

It was a four-door, white model, stick shift, fender skirts, loaded with
Everything, and, since my parents didn't drive, it more or less became my
brother's car. Having a car but not being able to drive didn't bother my
Father, but it didn't make sense to my mother.

So in 1952, when she was 43 years old, she asked a friend to teach her to
Drive. She learned in a nearby cemetery, the place where I learned to
Drive  the following year and where, a generation later, I took my two sons to
Practice driving. The cemetery probably was my father's idea. "Who can
Your  mother hurt in the cemetery?" I remember him saying more than once.

For the next 45 years or so, until she was 90, my mother was the driver
In  the family. Neither she nor my father had any sense of direction, but he
Loaded up on maps -- though they seldom left the city limits -- and
Appointed himself navigator.. It seemed to work.

Still, they both continued to walk a lot. My mother was a devout
Catholic,  and my father an equally devout agnostic, an arrangement that
Didn't seem  to  bother either of them through their 75 years of marriage.

(Yes, 75 years, and they were deeply in love the entire time.)

He retired when he was 70, and nearly every morning for the next 20 years
Or so, he would walk with her the mile to St. Augustin's Church. She would
Walk down and sit in the front pew, and he would wait in the back until he
Saw which of the parish's two priests was on duty that morning. If it was
The pastor, my father then would go out and take a 2-mile walk, meeting my
Mother at the end of the service and walking her home.

If it was the assistant pastor, he'd take just a 1-mile walk and then
Head  back to the church. He called the priests "Father Fast" and "Father Slow."

After he retired, my father almost always accompanied my mother whenever
She drove anywhere, even if he had no reason to go along. If she were
Going  to the beauty parlor, he'd sit in the car and read, or go take a stroll
Or,  if it was summer, have her keep the engine running so he could listen to
The  Cubs game on the radio. In the evening, then, when I'd stop by, he'd
explain: "The Cubs lost again. The millionaire on second base made a bad
throw to the millionaire on first base, so the multimillionaire on third
base scored."

If she were going to the grocery store, he would go along to carry the
bags out -- and to make sure she loaded up on ice cream. As I said, he was
always the navigator, and once, when he was 95 and she was 88 and still
driving, he said to me, "Do you want to know the secret of a long life?"

"I guess so," I said, knowing it probably would be something bizarre.

"No left turns," he said.

"What?" I asked.

"No left turns," he repeated. "Several years ago, your mother and I read
an article that said most accidents that old people are in happen when
they  turn left in front of oncoming traffic..

As you get older, your eyesight worsens, and you can lose your depth
perception, it said. So your mother and I decided never again to make a
left  turn."

 "What?" I said again.

"No left turns," he said. "Think about it. Three rights are the same as a
 left, and that's a lot safer So we always make three rights."

"You're kidding!" I said, and I turned to my mother for support. "No,"
she  said, "your father is right. We make three rights. It works." But then she
added: "Except when your father loses count."

I was driving at the time, and I almost drove off the road as I started

"Loses count?" I asked.

"Yes," my father admitted, "that sometimes happens. But it's not a
 problem. You just make seven rights, and you're okay again."

 I couldn't resist. "Do you ever go for 11?" I asked.

"No," he said " If we miss it at seven, we just come home and call it a
 bad day. Besides, nothing in life is so important it can't be put off
 another day or another week."

My mother was never in an accident, but one evening she handed me her car
keys and said she had decided to quit driving.. That was in 1999, when she
was 90.

She lived four more years, until 2003. My father died the next year, at  102.

They both died in the bungalow they had moved into in 1937 and bought a
few years later for $3,000. (Sixty years later, my brother and I paid  $8,000
to have a shower put in the tiny bathroom -- the house had never had one.
My  father would have died then and there if he knew the shower cost nearly
three times what he paid for the house.)

He continued to walk daily -- he had me get him a treadmill when he was
101 because he was afraid he'd fall on the icy sidewalks but wanted to
keep  exercising -- and he was of sound mind and sound body until the
moment he died.

One September afternoon in 2004, he and my son went with me when I had to
give a talk in a neighboring town, and it was clear to all three of us
that he was wearing out, though we had the usual wide-ranging conversation
about politics and newspapers and things in the news.

A few weeks earlier, he had told my son, "You know, Mike, the first
hundred years are a lot easier than the second hundred." At one point in
our  drive that Saturday, he said, "You know, I'm probably not going to live
much  longer."

"You're probably right," I said.

"Why would you say that?" He countered, somewhat irritated.

"Because you're 102 years old," I said..

"Yes," he said, "you're right." He stayed in bed all the next day.

That night, I suggested to my son and daughter that we sit up with him
through the night.

He appreciated it, he said, though at one point, apparently seeing us
look gloomy, he said: "I would like to make an announcement. No one
in this room is dead yet"

An hour or so later, he spoke his last words: "I want you to know," he
said, clearly and lucidly, "that I am in no pain. I am very comfortable. 
And I have had as happy a life as anyone on this earth could ever have."

A short time later, he died. 

 I miss him a lot, and I think about him a lot. I've wondered now and then
 how it was that my family and I were so lucky that he lived so long. 

I can't figure out if it was because he walked through life, or because 
he quit taking left turns. 

Life is too short to wake up with regrets

So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the one's who don't. 
Believe everything happens for a reason.If you get a chance, take it & if it
changes your life, let it.
 Nobody said life would be easy, they just
Promised it would most likely be worth it. 


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